The King I once thought I'd be??

Two packs of spicy exotically delicious nasi lemak, half a dozen ayamas nuggets fried to golden perfection, the largest mug filled with the thickest ever preparation of smooth creamy milky rich milo, and to finish it all off, an incredible stick of heavenly dunhill... Aaaahhhhh.. now what else could a hard working young adult ask for breakfast..
But if that wasn't tough enough to decide on, i now gotta start planning for lunch!! you see, my job was a gift from the well-pleased Gods to me.. I'm blessed with an hour break for breakfast, and an hour and a half for lunch.. i start work at 6.30.. sucks.. but i love it.. and my first break is at ten.. then back to work at 11 and break again at 2.30.. So that gives me approximately 3.5 hours to decide on each meal.. and oh trust me, with a mind like mine, i tend to have the wildest, most unhealthiest, delicious-est (i think that's a word.. if its not, then it should be!!) meals!! oh yeah.. and i end work at about 4.30.. so if u were doing the math, thats about 7.5 hours of work each day.. not bad eh..
I wear shorts to work, ride on a company motorbike, sit my ass in a huge office where i do nothing but surf the internet which i leach off for free, get called Tuan and Sir by about 600 workers, live in an incredible 3 bedroom 3 bathroom bungalow with about 3 acres of land called 'my garden', and of course i get paid.. about 36.8k per year.. not bad for a 22 year old huh.. So, am i the king i once thought i'd be?? Well not yet.. Not just yet.. There's lots more i need to achieve.. Lots more I need to prove.. The day every tom, dick and mustafa has heard of my name will be the day i call myself a king.